dclzexon:

I might scrap this, so im posting it.

dclzexon:

I might scrap this, so im posting it.

terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

oknope:

"what will you do if your boyfriend cheats on you?"
me: 
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ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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sassy-gay-justice:

You know the world is fucked when nine-year-olds start acting like sexual predators.

sassy-gay-justice:

You know the world is fucked when nine-year-olds start acting like sexual predators.

peoplesuckyousuck:

These are words I live by tbh

peoplesuckyousuck:

These are words I live by tbh

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video




So, did he do it?

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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So, did he do it?

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

Is she dead, yes or no?

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

I gotta piss

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
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