khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

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Foxy is running to your door.
First time: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S SCARY AS FUCK!
Second time: Holy crap!
Third time: God damn.
Forth time: Run back, asshole
Fifth time: You son of a bitch
Sixth time: ....fuck....me.
Seventh time: I quit! I'm done for the night!
chica-the-friendly-chicken:

even freddy agrees

chica-the-friendly-chicken:

even freddy agrees

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.


Fucking got ‘em!

save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

Fucking got ‘em!

Bill Cipher - HHHHHHHAAAAAAAH
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mssparklebunny:

so I slowed down Bill’s laugh today

dethmelons:

sweetfae:

timmy turner could’ve avoided so much bullshit by wishing his teacher didn’t believe in fairies

There was an episode where that happened and it turned out that fairy magic was powered by Mr. Crocker’s obsession with fairies.

kingvitaly:

THIS ISNT EVEN A MEME

kingvitaly:

THIS ISNT EVEN A MEME

youpokedmysternum:

i bet my money on the baby

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

delsinsfire:

so bioware apparently wants the DA:I players to never see sunlight again

Is she dead, yes or no?

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

I gotta piss

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
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