wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website


They forgot, “swallow the nuts”.

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

They forgot, “swallow the nuts”.

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

sexybritishllama:

this guys vines are so important to me

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.


how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 


OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

music-geek-fandom-freak:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

image

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

image

how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

image

humanity has made great strides today

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.


I can wait.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

I can wait.

cryaotic:

I found it.

I would like to order one for everyone who uses Tumblr.

Yeah, thanks

cryaotic:

I found it.

I would like to order one for everyone who uses Tumblr.

Yeah, thanks

a video game joke for video games video gamers

sourcefieldmix:

ever notice how marios chomps down mushrooms but in real life mushrooms make you high so maybe mario is a  drug addict o.O

This is not a joke.

dennys:

This email totally seems legit. We should probably do what he says.

dennys:

This email totally seems legit. We should probably do what he says.

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

collegehumor:

miketrapp:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

You have to make your own joy.

Sounds like a million dog toys being stepped on at once.

punsandpasserines:

Smash Bros the animated series

Is she dead, yes or no?

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

I gotta piss

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
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